hello lima. i'm your own personal gossip girl. don't worry, you'll come to love me soon enough. i'm here to surface all those little secrets you all seem so keen to keep hidden. they won't be secret for long, don't worry. but i can't do it on my own. well, i can, but that would be way too much effort. don't forget to drop your gossip off in the submit box. true, false, uncertain, whatever. i'll get to the bottom of it. and don't worry; i'll do a better job at uncovering the dirt then that A girl.
- xoxo, gossip girl.