They say there are no accidents. Sometimes reality comes crashing into us. Other times it dawns on us slowly, despite our best efforts to ignore it. But this one, we couldn’t possibly ignore. We all know that Hunter Evans  has been with just about everyone in Lima but does anyone remember the fling that Natalie Hudson and Hunter once had? Or the lack of a fling and just a lousy hook-up? Well, readers, in a few months we’ll all remember it with little delicate proof that spits up and crawls around on the floor. I bet the Hudsons’ and Evans’ will be so proud of their children, or better yet.. how their twins will feel. Natalie is currently hiding out in New York to hide her little baby bump and Hunter is on his way to go see his baby mama. My only advice for you readers is to use a condom, it’s a smart choice. And how will Elena Rutherford handle this? As many of you probably assume and will guess in a very “annoying way”. And from my sources Elena is trying to get Joey Schuester back from his “slutty” girlfriend. Now, I wonder how Hunter will feel about that, or will he care at all? Only one way to find out, readers.. I’ll keep you updated.

You know you love me…

xoxo, Gossip Girl

Spotted: SH with a little green monster.

Sorry for the silent treatment, Gossips. But everyone needs the occasional R & R, even yours truly. Now, enough with the pleasantries. Time for the dirt. I spy with my many eyes Audrey St Smythe returning from the hospital a few days ago with a tiny new accessory. Rumor has it that Nate Corcoran is not the father but a teacher at William McKinley High School. Looks like someone will be looking for a new job soon, but who will hire a pedophile once word gets out? Eric Fitz just may have to leave town and start all over if he has the smarts.

Dishonesty may help some make a few good amends. While others are left to wonder if they can handle the truth. The Elena Rutherford and Joey Schuester relationship appears to be over. Why you may ask? What family is the top source of all Lima’s cheating? If you guessed the Evans’ family, you’re right. Looks like the kids learned a thing or two from their mother, Quinn Fabray. While Joey appeared to be recovering from some injuries, Elena got too comfortable with Hunter Evans. Was she getting back at Joey for cheating on her with Ella Evans? We just may never know.

You know you love me…

xoxo, Gossip Girl

SPOTTED: Ian Hummel-Anderson. Getting his hands dirty.

SPOTTED: Another Evans’ girl buying a pregnancy test. Didn’t you learn anything from your twin, Cassidy?

If there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that there would be no gossip without secrets. You might be brave enough to reveal your secret only to have it used against you. Or someone else’s secret might effect you in unexpected ways. There are some secrets you’re only too happy to keep. Others surface only to be buried away deeper than they were before. But the most powerful secrets are the truths you thought you could never reveal. That once spoken change everything. But don’t worry, A. The brightest stars burn out the fastest. Or at least that’s what I heard. Waiting for a star to fall. We all know that Audrey St. Smythe is now pregnant by her boyfriend of only a month, not even. Now if only everyone knew the story behind that and I’ll make sure you all do. Audrey and Addie Hudson made a pact, a pregnancy pact that is. It’s sad how our generations are turning out, isn’t it? Look out Rachel and Finn, you might want to keep an eye on your daughter.

Now, on to my next family of the day - The Abrams. How well has one of them been keeping a secret and exactly how long too? Benny Abrams, come out, come out, wherever you are. The closet maybe? For those who don’t know, Benny Abrams in fact is stuck between his sexual attraction: Male and Female. If you get the picture, you know he’s bisexual. And word is that he even has a secret lover? Looks like this story might just have a second act. Let’s hope it’s not a tragedy. 

You know you love me,

xoxo, Gossip Girl

Spotted: Looks like Mommy’s little girl isn’t sugar and spice and everything nice after all. When are you gonna give up the act, Zoey?

xoxo, Gossip Girl

“What’s the difference between gossip and scandal?” Anyone can commit a minor indiscretion and generate a day’s worth of buzz. But in order to birth a true scandal, it requires the right person to be in the wrong place. Take one ‘It Girl’ on a pedestal. Add a crowd eager to see her fall. And give them the means to knock her down.

Rumor has it that someone has a thing for Evans’ girls. Who wouldn’t? Say a few little words and their legs open once in a while, they get their parents looks and sometimes they even get their personalities too, maybe that’s why it didn’t work out so well with Joey and Lily. Joey Schuester has been dating his girlfriend for a month, give or take, and he’s already saying those three words. But Joey, if you love Elena so much then why did you cheat on her with jail bait, Ella Evans? Now Elena, are you really going to be so desperate to take back that boy after he cheated on you? Rhetorical Question, we already know that answer.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Madison Abrams has currently ran away from Lima, Ohio and she won’t tell anyone where she went off to. According to my resources, Madison is either pregnant with her boyfriend-that-doesn’t-want-her-no-more’s baby or she went off to rehab where we hear that Sophia Hummel-Anderson is going to join her BFF soon to come. Does anyone not know how to use birth control anymore? Even more juicer gossip is that Madison and Tyler Puckerman seem to be having quite the bumpy road ever since Natalie Corcoran came to town. Is Tyler having second thoughts on Madison and trying to get something easier, skinnier and more willing to ‘give it up’? We’ll have to wait and find out. 

SPOTTED: Whiskey Rhodes buying a pregnancy test!

A wise woman once said that every morning when you wake up you say a little prayer. After all, you never know what your day may hold. 

xoxo, Gossip Girl